Ten things the "Brady Bunch" need to realize

In anticipation of my "brutha from anutha mutha's" upcoming post on the Second Amendment in his blog, "Motorcycles Have No Doors," I present these Ten Things the "Brady Bunch" Need To Realize. Enjoy!

1. Gun control laws don't work because criminals don't obey the law.
(That's why they're called "criminals.")

2. Criminals prefer their victims unarmed.
(They don't want to get shot any more than you do.)

3. Less guns = more crime. More guns = less crime.
(This is why violent crime drops everywhere that "must-issue" CCW laws and The Castle Doctrine are passed.)

4. Guns cause crime like pencils cause misspelled words.
(Don't blame the tool, blame the man using it.)

5. When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
(No slight against the police intended, but that's just the way it is.)

6. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
(Just ask anyone from Canada, England, or Australia.)

7. The old saying, "When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns" is 100% accurate.
(Just ask anyone from Canada, England, or Australia.)

8. The only person who will have a gun in a "gun free zone" will be the bad guy.
(Everyone else will be a victim.)

9. 99% of violent crimes are committed with stolen or "illegal" guns.
("Criminals," remember...)

10. "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED."
(What part of that do you NOT understand?)

IHC